Backstory: The Mystical ApeGene

How much of our DNA do we really share with apes? The answer, up until very recently, was 98.8%. Now imagine we were able to increase this percentage - enhancing our potential and unlocking new possibilities. Very soon, this will be the reality.

After many years our scientists have been able to isolate the specific genes in human DNA that are responsible for “ape” characteristics. They have been able to identify, isolate and re-introduce these genes into rats, pigs, and monkeys.

They were able to extract the highest purity genetic material responsible for ape-like characteristics via isolating nucleic acids - a mystical substance which we refer to as the “Ape Gene”. Increased testosterone, muscle mass, and ape-like characteristics have been observed as a result of the hybrid gene sequence in these “new” enhanced ape species.

The main observation? Impulsiveness, or as we call it, FOMO. Could this be the reason for the newfound craze of “Ape-ing” into every new project due to FOMO?

By consuming the Mystical “Ape Gene”, Only the boldest and bravest of you, those who already have some traces of Ape Gene lying dormant within, will be able to undergo the Ape-ification procedure, enhancing their potential and awakening into a True Ape - Do you have the Ape Gene within?!